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62 min Back with our game, Vinicius goes through and Donnarumma comes out but daren’t make a challenge, so Vinicius tries to ruin into him, winning a corner … which comes to nowt.
62 min Oh and Chelsea now trail 3-0 on the night, 8-2 on aggregate. This is a proper doing.
61 min Declan Rice has scored a lovely goal to put Arsenal 2-0 up on the night ant 3-1 up on aggregate. Leverkusen had their chance last week and, I’m afraid to say, blew it at the last.
60 min I wonder if the signing of Semenyo was the beginning of a change in style for City, and if in the future, they may move to a pivot-style of centre-forward; he is not an obvious provider for Haaland, who might need to develop his game to stay in situ.
58 min “Bernardo Silva gave the second best individual season in the Premier League in the modern era in 2018-19, second only to De Bruyne’s the season before,” reckons Christopher Faherty. “Him and his manager are a fair old chalk off that now.”
That’s a very bold claim and not one with which I can agree. Salah last season, Cantona in 95-96, Henry various times, Van Nistelrooy 02-03, Ronaldo 06-07 and 07-08 were all better, in mine.
57 min Two more changes for City, Semenyo and Marmoush on for Haaland and Nunes.
55 min City have looked good with 10 men, but Madrid send a ball into space, Diaz after it … so out of nowhere, Khusanov glides alongside and confiscates possession. His recovery pace is some extreme behaviour.
53 min Madrid, four points off Barcelona in The La Liga, play Atletico at the weekend so, understandably, are taking heat out of the game, knocking the ball about … and Rudiger giving it away passing out of defence. Ake pounces, finds Cherki who finds Haaland, and again, Lunin must beat clear when the shot comes in, before Rodri – who’s had several attempts on goal tonight – drills wide.
51 min “I reckon it will be mutually beneficial for both parties if Pep calls time at the end of the season,” reckons Kevin Wilson. “Pep’s style of old feels like from a bygone era and he doesn’t really have the squad for it now (recent recruitment has been pretty scattergun and unsuccessful). They’ve a pipeline of domestic talent they should make better use of. Get someone like Iraola in and rebuild.”
I wrote this earlier in the week but I’m not sure Iraola’s style scales up to a team seeking to dominate – much as i admire him. If Guardiola left, I’m really not sure where City would go, but the two outstanding candiadtes are Lis Enrique and Julian Nagelsmann, I guess.
50 min Doku has played well tonight, picking really clever passes, and with Alexander-Arnold expecting to be run it, instead he punches a square pass to Haaland who shoots … and Lunin parries really well, the rebound falling back to the Norwegian Les Dawson … who shoots over.
48 min Looking at how City have reorganised, Khusanov is at right-back with Guehi in the middle; Ake has gone to left-back, Nunes right-midfield, and Ait-Nouri left.
46 min Thiago plays a clever pass around the corner for Vinicius, who has Diaz inside him, pleading for a pass. But instead he tries a curler which won’t come back enough, and the ball flies wide.
46 min We go again.
Ch ch changes: Lunin, the hero in the 2024 semi, replaces the wonderful Courtois in the Madrid goal, while City send on Ake and Guehi for Dias and Reijnders.
“What’s wrong with Haaland,” says Ben Barclay, “is Pep has set up City too narrow, with the wrong players inside, so nary a cross for service, nor a clever passing sequence to feed from.
What’s wrong with the officiating is that changing the offside call to accommodate a penalty is weak, and with the ball not going in, Bernardo didn’t prevent a goalscoring opportunity.
Real Madrid are a shadow of their former selves, but still the horror living under Pep’s bed every night.”
Bernardo stopped the ball going in, and if it wasn’t offside, had the ball gone it, it would’ve been a goal.
“This game reminds me of the Ronaldo hat-trick game at Old Trafford in 2003,” returns Niall Mullen. “The concept of defending seems to have disappeared and the team who were obviously getting eliminated have had a gazillion chances. Vini J is ruining my analogy though by not getting a Brazilian hat-trick in Manchester (yet).”
Yes, Madrid won that tie in the first leg, delivering a performance that was not in keeping with their work before it that season. Of course, they then got Nedveded in the semis.
Half-time reading: catch yourself up on the action from elsewhere.
HALF-TIME: Manchester City (1) 1-1 (4) Real Madrid
A breathless first half, full of lovely attacking play, last-ditch defending and fine goalkeeping. At the end of it, City, down to 10, are on the brink.
45+4 min Khusanov steps across and into Vinicius, so he’s booked; Dias then has a little headrush, getting involved with the aforementioned before the ref calls him and Valverde together as captains, hoping to calm things down.
45+2 min “I confess to being quite amused by what’s just happened to Bernardo Silva,” writes Joshua Keeling. “One of those low-key snide players who alway seems to get away with it.”
I admire it, even if no one will ever compare to Fernandinho, whose ability to commit yellow-card fouls, repeatedly, without receiving yellow cards, was divine. Agree Bernardo gets away with plenty though – smallness, eloquence and a sensible haircut are useful tools.
45 min We’ll have three additional minutes and, as soon as they start, Guler puts a ball in behind from the right, Reijnders doing well to get back and make the challenge.
44 min “If you think Trent is a weakness,” says Tim Stappard, “suggest you look at the full-backs Pep has picked this tie.”
His team started the night 3-0 down, he had to think offensively, but also doesn’t really have a right-back.
43 min “To continue this festival of nostalgic Paddywhackery,” returns Justin Kavanagh, “Frank Stapleton was indeed immense that day, and apparently it was he who convinced the distraught Moran NOT to clock the ref when Peter Willis sent him marching for cleaning out Peter Reid. These days that would probably get him a FIFA Peace Prize.”
I was once at a sports quiz in which there was a question asking who reffed that much; naturally I said Peter Willis. More than a decade later, I was at another run by the same people and that question appeared again, so when the final round gave a succession of clues with one chance to name the sportsperson, when they said born in 1963, i was able to answer Michael Jordan with total confidence. We still didn’t win.
GOAL! Manchester City (1) 1-1 (4) Real Madrid (Haaland 41)
City take a corner shot and find Doku down the left; he pins and spins Fran, moving down his outside, crosses low, and Haaland gets just enough on it to send a bobbler past Courtois. City don’t look much less likely to score with 10 than with 11, problem being Madrid also have goals in them.

40 min The corner yields another, and this time, City clear properly.
38 min Diaz runs at Dias who doesn’t have a clue which way he’s going, beaten on the outside with the eventuating shot hitting Donnarumma. But when City clear, Reijnders fouls Guler, who’ll take the free-kick from 25 yards out, right of centre; the wall does its job, blocking the shot behind.
37 min There he is! It’s taken a while, but Eberechi Eze has appeared into the season, leathering one out of nowhere that shrieks, sizzles and hisses high into the roof, keeper barely able to move. Brilliant goal from a man who has a close friendship with the big occasion.
35 min Madrid keep it, then Tchouameni tries one from 20 yards, a deflection from Dias taking the ball back to Donnarumma.
34 min “It’s all over for Pep at Citeh,” writes Conor Clarke. “Nothing to do with what’s happening on the pitch. Just look at that shirt? Is he wearing his pyjamas? Pep’s wardrobe as a metaphor for decline?””””
Yes, i was getting to that. He’s in his student phase – it’ll be dressing gown to work next.

33 min A quiet period. Pathetic.
32 min “Courtois is indeed a serious dude,” says Alun Pugh, “but not infallible. As this game is over can you show Hal Robson-Kanu doing the business in the 2016 Euros to keep us all entertained? Well worth the drive from North Wales to Lyon.”
That’d be worth the drive even if your team got mullered, never nd if they produced the performance of a lifetime.
31 min At the Emirates, it’s Arsenal 0-0 Leverkusen on the night, 1-1 on aggregate, with the home side pushing. Follow it with Scott Murray, who earlier brought us Sporting 5-0 Bodo.
29 min “I love watching Trent play, admits Niall Mullen, “but it is funny to see him have a minder for all of his defensive duties. It’s like when a team hires a young manager but no one trusts them, so they bring in an old grey hair for support/appearances e.g. Steve Staunton and Sir Bobby Robson.”
That’s the thing with him, isn’t it? However good his passing and crossing are, and they are very, very good, every team he’s in will have at least one weakness: him.
27 min Gosh, and here’s another, Fran down the left for Guler, who crosses for Vinicius, who passes wide. This is some half of association football.
26 min Goodness me, we’re going again, Thiago playing into the channel for Fran, who cuts inside towards goal … but there’s Khusanov, that recovery-tackling we discussed earlier saving another likely goal. So Doku counters, slips Haaland in down the left, and his low shot is saved with Courtois, Rodri following up to wallop the rebound wide. I can’t remember the last time I saw a game with so many chances in so little time.
25 min City can’t say they’ve not had chances, but really the tie ought to have been over inside the first minute because, goal aside, the best chance was Valverde’s right at the start.
23 min Courtois is a very, very serious dude. Doku down the left, a lowish cross, Haaland flies into it … and again, the keeper saves. So Madrid break downfield, Vinicius carries forward then skates right, before slamming a shot just a little high and just a little wide; Guardiola is then booked for mouth.
GOAL! Manchester City (0) 0-1 (4) Real Madrid (Vinicius pen 22)
Donnarumma goes left and Vinicius passes right. Madrid are going through.



PENALTY TO REAL MARDID AND A RED CARD FOR BERNARDO!
20 min This tie has ended suddenly, and here comes Vinicius from the spot. Surely he won’t miss as he did last week….
19 min It wasn’t offside, and the ref goes to the screen. Bernardo’s arm was teapotted behind his back, but he moved it towards the ball, and he is jiggered, for me, Clive.
18 min But was it actually offside? VAR wants a look, and if it isn’t, Bernardo is off.
17 min Here come Madrid for the first time in a while and City’s high line is so easy to penetrate, Valverde playing in behind for Vinicius, who moves across the face of the box before unleashing a venomous curler … which hits the post, then hits Donnarumma on the back. So Guler keeps the ball alive on the left by-line, finds Vinicius on the other side of the box, he shoots hard and, on the line, Bernardo leans into it and diverts the ball away with his arm! But the flag goes up for offside! Bernardo is a lucky man, because that’s a penalty and a red card!

15 min Eeesh, Barcola has put PSG 2-0 up on the night; they now lead Chelsea 7-2 on aggregate and look to be running into form at the right time. At their best, they’re the best team in this competition, though it’s also worth noting that, while Chelsea’s results have been alright under Rosenior, their performances haven’t been impressive. Still, nothing that a quick rendition of Free Love on the Free Love Highway can’t solve.
13 min “Paul McGrath could dominate games and willed the Irish team to many 1-0 victories, including most memorably the Giants Stadium triumph over Italy in 1994,” recalls Justin Kavanagh. “Good to remember his versatility on this Patrick’s Day. Indeed, so dominant was he in the 1985 FA Cup Final that his compatriot Kevin Moran left the game early to admire his performance from the bench.”
Ha – though, in fairness, his Irish colleague, Frank Stapleton, was brilliant after moving alongside him from centre-forward.
12 min Unsurprisingly, I guess, it’s slowed down a little – the pace at which it started simply wasn’t sustainable.
11 min The corner comes to nothing.

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